May 2011
9 posts
Wow
I havent posted in awhile.
So the other day when I was in the restroom, i got to thinking…
At what point in your life do you wake up and realize, oh my God, I work at a city dump.
Nothing's gonna change my world.
We survived so far. Good morning world, I’m here to concoure you.
The Truth
Arnold Schvotzinhighgerdidn’t father a child. He strategically planned how to save humanity from the Robot Apocalypse by traveling back in time and creating a robot to look like him. That robot was programmed to travel to 1998 and impregnate a Hispanic housekeeper. That housekeeper would protect this worlds most precious gift; our savior from Skynet, John Conner.
This is the plot for...
“I think writing’s about loneliness.” “You’re alone with...”
– Mikel Jollett of The Airborne Toxic Event
Honestly
It’s always funny when people are too honest about either themselves or a certain subject, and you really weren’t interested in knowing about it in the first place. Like hand to God honest. Like when some dude mentions to you that he likes chics with big asses…that’s cool man. Didn’t really want to know but I’m sure you were dying to tell me. The next thing you...
Gangsta ass shit!
Some guy in a really nice suit just walked by and farted. He didn’t look back to claim it, so the fart continues to walk around unaccompanied. Id ask if it needs help, but it doesn’t speak english.
-S(D)A
